Oh Basics....

I was called a Sir again today by Basic Avers...I told him to give me three reasons that weren't physical why I am a female. Here are his reasons and the conversation that followed after.

1. Ma'am when you bark orders at us you're voice is soothing.
2. Ma'am when you walk into a room it brightens up and smells better.
3. Ma'am you must be descendant of an Egyptian because you remind me of a goddess.

The other cadre members and I started talking about ring dance and Basic Avers asks me if he can ask a question. I say yes and he asks if he could take me to ring dance.

These basics are driving me crazy!

Dad expect a letter to be coming soon. I believe he's mailing it tomorrow. Love you all!

Dear Mrs. Fiddler

     My name is Basic Cadet Emerson Woerner, and I am currently undergoing Basic Cadet Training at the United States Air Force Academy. Today, I mistakenly called your daughter, Cadet Senior Master Sergeant Samantha F. Berthiaume, "Sir." I would first like to apologize, because she is most definitely female. But, I was ordered to explain to you why she is a "Sir."
     Sometimes, us actual men get to discussing who we believe are "real men." These "real men" are often considered such due to their courage, strength, and intelligence. Your daughter has more of these qualities than many physical males, so even though she is female, she could be considered a "real man" or "sir."
     Once again, I apologize. She is really a great leader and sharp individual, and I am honored to be in her squadron.

Sincerely,
Basic Cadet Emerson Woerner
PO Box 2067
USAFA, CO 80841





A) This kid is a huge suck up
B) I'm impressed he didn't use any acronyms
C) Feel free to write him